The Cannon Top 25 Under 25 - #2 Seth Jones

He’s gonna be a big, big star

Down the road from New Amsterdam

Staring at this yellow-shirt team

Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation

With this saber toothed mascot

And he skated while his father balled

He’s suddenly beautiful

We all want something beautiful

I wish my team was beautiful

So Portzline tweeted this trade in the morning

Sha la la la la la

Cut up, Seth-ria! Show me some of them Nashville dances

Pass us the puck, Mr. Jones

Believe in team

Help us believe in anything

We want the fans to believe

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales

We stare at the beautiful teams

“They’re kicking our ass.

Ah no no, it’s still period 3”

Smiling in the bright lights

Coming through in stereo

When everybody loves you,

you can never be lonely

I want to paint a picture

Paint this team in blue and red and red and blue

All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful

Blue is my favorite color

I felt so symbolic yesterday

If I knew David Poile

I would buy myself a blue line stud and say

Mr. Jones and me

Look into the future

Stare at the beautiful teams

“Do we stand a chance?

I don’t think so, we don’t have the speed”

Standing in the spotlight

I bought myself a blue line star

When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely

I want to be a champ

Everybody wants to beat the Pens

We all want to be big stars

We got different reasons for that

Believe in me, cause I don’t believe in anything

I want to be a GM who believes

Mr. Jones and me

Stumbling through the Arena District

Yeah we stare at the beautiful teams

“They’re perfect for you,

There’s got to be somebody for me”

I want the next Bobby Orr

Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky

When everybody loves you, man

That’s just about as funky as you can be

Mr. Jones and me staring at the video

When I look at Fox Sports Ohio I want to see me

Staring right back at him

We all want to be big stars

But we don’t know why

And we don’t know how

But when everybody loves us,

We’re going to be as happy as we can be

Mr. Jones and me

We’re gonna be big stars...


Outlook for 2016-17

Jones dominates for Team North America in the World Cup.

Jones leads all Jacket skaters in ice time, and we see a noticeable improvement from the entire defensive corps.

I get a cease and desist order from Adam Duritz.

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