Down the road from New Amsterdam
Staring at this yellow-shirt team
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With this saber toothed mascot
And he skated while his father balled
He’s suddenly beautiful
We all want something beautiful
I wish my team was beautiful
So Portzline tweeted this trade in the morning
Sha la la la la la
Cut up, Seth-ria! Show me some of them Nashville dances
Pass us the puck, Mr. Jones
Believe in team
Help us believe in anything
We want the fans to believe
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
We stare at the beautiful teams
“They’re kicking our ass.
Ah no no, it’s still period 3”
Smiling in the bright lights
Coming through in stereo
When everybody loves you,
you can never be lonely
I want to paint a picture
Paint this team in blue and red and red and blue
All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful
Blue is my favorite color
I felt so symbolic yesterday
If I knew David Poile
I would buy myself a blue line stud and say
Mr. Jones and me
Look into the future
Stare at the beautiful teams
“Do we stand a chance?
I don’t think so, we don’t have the speed”
Standing in the spotlight
I bought myself a blue line star
When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely
I want to be a champ
Everybody wants to beat the Pens
We all want to be big stars
We got different reasons for that
Believe in me, cause I don’t believe in anything
I want to be a GM who believes
Mr. Jones and me
Stumbling through the Arena District
Yeah we stare at the beautiful teams
“They’re perfect for you,
There’s got to be somebody for me”
I want the next Bobby Orr
Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
When everybody loves you, man
That’s just about as funky as you can be
Mr. Jones and me staring at the video
When I look at Fox Sports Ohio I want to see me
Staring right back at him
We all want to be big stars
But we don’t know why
And we don’t know how
But when everybody loves us,
We’re going to be as happy as we can be
Mr. Jones and me
We’re gonna be big stars…
Statistics
Outlook for 2016-17
Jones dominates for Team North America in the World Cup.
Jones leads all Jacket skaters in ice time, and we see a noticeable improvement from the entire defensive corps.
I get a cease and desist order from Adam Duritz.