Blue Jackets at Sabres - 7:00 PM
First and foremost, sorry this is late. But, I'm just about out of F's to G. My GAF is nearing zero. Who am I kidding? It's been at zero for awhile. But that's no excuse. You deserve better.
But I will not give you "better". I will, instead, look back at the Game #81 preview from two seasons ago. You know, the game right after that team clinched its playoff spot. That will be fun. Here's the money quote:
It's going to be kinda cool, actually. Both teams with something to play for, but not so desperate as to cause liver damage in their fan-bases... I can get on board for that. Meaningful regular season hockey that doesn't carry the weight or agony of missing the playoffs. I could get used to this!
/begins violently choking
ACK ACK SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE DON'T JUST STAND THERE DO SOMETHING CALL 911 OR SOMETHING OH HEY IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE IN F**KING APRIL TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR....
Columbus Blue Jackets
(32-40-8, 72 Points; 8th division, 15th conference)
|Matt Calvert||Brandon Dubinsky||Cam Atkinson|
|Brandon Saad||Alexander Wennberg||BJORKSTRAND|
|Scott Hartnell||Boone Jenner||Nick Foligno|
|William Karlsson||Gregory Campbell||Josh Anderson|
|Ryan Murray||Seth Jones|
|Justin Falk||David Savard|
|Dean Kukan||Dalton Prout|
(34-35-11, 79 Points - 7th Division, 14th Conference)
|Zemgus Girgensons||Ryan O'Reilly||Cole Schneider|
|Nicolas Deslauriers||Jack Eichel||Sam Reinhart|
|Marcus Foligno||Johan Larsson||Brian Gionta|
|Evan Rodrigues||David Legwand||Matt Moulson|
|Josh Gorges||Rasmus Ristolainen|
|Jake McCabe||Zach Bogosian|
|Carlo Colaiacovo||Mark Pysyk|